freshjive:

What The Fuck Is Really Going On With Earl?  I-Phoney Snap: RMK

LOL

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allietess:

More convo.

we have some pretty awesome conversations on the daily.

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did-you-kno:

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ladies keep your man calm by sucking his cock

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allietess:

SMH

we have some sweet conversations bout life and death, and yknow the stuff in between too…. sometimes

kayfabe:

Dolly Parton’s Other Voice - Jolene

FACT: Dolly Parton is two amazing singers. If you slow her songs down (as if you were playing an old 45 at 33rpm) she sounds completely different and really terrific.

I’ve always loved Dolly, but somehow this makes me respect her singing and songwriting even more. 

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deltonemae:

LMFAO

Wish girls said this to me on the daily, that would be dope.

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horoscopesoftenlie:

thatsgoodweed:

because dwight will never lie to you

Only reason its led to believe that marijuana causes cellular brain loss is the fact that they did an experiment a long time ago using chimps. They put masks on the chimps pumping straight marijuana in their system..with no oxygen….now lets all remember guys…what happens to your brain with a lack of oxygen……ahhhh yes thats right you lose brain cells. Dumb fucks.

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I actually laughed so hard at this, hahahahaha

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did-you-kno:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Great Mitch Hedburg lines.

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204bros:

Meet Sparticus.

My little Buddy.

all growed up!